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Don't Want To Be Your MonsterA 2024 Sydney Taylor Honor Book! Two vampire brothers must set aside their differences to solve a series of murders in this humorous and delightfully spooky novel for young readers. For fans of Too Bright to See. Adam and Victor are brothers who have the usual fights over the remote, which movie to watch and whether or not it's morally acceptable to eat people. Well, not so much eat . . . just drink a little blood. They're vampires, hiding in plain

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★★★★★ 5
Famous Squeaky toy. Good for puppies.
My dog’s favorite. However, He takes them outside when going to relieve himself. Forgets to bring back.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 9, 2026
★★★★★ 4
FUN TOY!
Got this a couple days ago and so far very pleased. Would give it 5 stars, but only had it a couple days - we will see how it holds up o er time. All 4 of my dogs love it, so much so that I ordered more today. It's got an awesome squeaker, and is flexible without being flimsy. My guys haven't destroyed it yet, and that's always a good sign.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 1, 2026
★★★★★ 5
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A mi perro le encantó y les digo que yo tengo un labrador que todo lo rompe y este le duró muchísimo y no se ha roto aún… este es el mejor juguete que yo he comprado en mi vida
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Reviewed in the United States on May 22, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Dogs LOVED it...and destroyed it within minutes
My dogs LOVE this...and it lasted 5 minutes. I know they are aggressive chewers....but didn't last after a couple of minutes with it.
(Delivered 4/28-- destroyed 4/28)
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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Good quality, great for the beach
This is great for ocean and beach fetch! The spikes keep the sand and saltwater from getting in my pups mouth and upsetting her stomach. It also floats well and doesnt fill with water. I have had this for about a month now and in surprisingly good shape considering how obsessed with it my dog is. Not gonna lie, I avoid squeakers since my dog is an absolute menace with them but i assumed the squeaker would break almost immediately, however it is still going strong much to my annoyance🤣
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Reviewed in the United States on March 16, 2026



